Aries (March 21 – April 19):
A warp core breach could change your afternoon plans. Don’t buy anything from the Ferengi you meet. Reconsider that shuttlecraft trip!
Taurus (April 20 – May 20):
A mysterious signal could bring adventure! Travel in pairs today and don’t touch any eggs. Your ship’s scientist may not be what he appears.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20):
Your passage to Alderaan may be rocky. A relative you have not seen in a long time is looking for you — stay by the phone today! Oh, and by the way, that’s no moon.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22):
A surprise romantic relationship turns explosive! Make sure your romance isn’t all in your head. Do you want to be respected or liked? Politics could be in your future! Don’t worry: all this has happened before and will happen again.
Leo (July 23 – August 22):
You will seek the solution to an old mystery, but the answers may bring more confusion. A cryptic message will not become clearer. Do not let your friend go for a spacewalk. Where are the keys to the space pod?
Virgo (August 23 – September 22):
Some days it just feels like there aren’t enough of you to get everything done. You will feel younger today. Carry some gold with you in case you run into an old adversary. Try wearing a funny hat today!
Libra (September 23 – October 22):
You will have a hard time convincing people today, but be persistent! Others believe you, but they may be silent; don’t despair. People’s little fingers can tell you a lot about them. There’s always an epilogue.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21):
Your travel plans may be interrupted; take plenty of sunblock! An offer of help may not be genuine. If things don’t make sense, just relax and wait for a flashback. Eventually you and your friends will move on together.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21):
You will ask a mysterious stranger many questions. A mythical animal could reveal a secret about you (or not, depending on which version you’re in). Don’t forget your lighted umbrella today!
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19):
Add some spice to your life today! Be careful where you put your hand, but remember it’s all in your mind! Your journey may seem long — really, really long. A blue-eyed stranger may offer you a drink. Remember your sunblock!
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18):
Innocent pranks can have big consequences today. You will have to solve a puzzle. Next time, learn to swim. If someone asks you if you want to play a game, say no!
Pisces (February 19 – March 20):
Your world may feel unreal today; eating a red pill may help. Stressful situations may slow things down for you, but that can be a good thing. Yes, you’re the One!
This science fiction horoscope is provided as a public service of Channel 37.