In honor of Star Trek’s forty-fifth anniversary, here are a few pointers that can be learned from watching the series, including all permutations:
10. Getting injections still hurts.
9. Green girls are a little freaky.
8. Russians are good at aiming photon torpedoes.
7. The further away the ship is from a station, the faster it can communicate with one.
6. Computerized women are just as scary as real ones.
5. S**t Happens.
4. Give a woman command of a starship, she’ll get lost.
3. Time travel is only possible when necessary for the plot.
2. Transporters work fine unless you need them to.
1. Never, EVER wear a red shirt.
“Don’t fly in a shuttlecraft.”