Top Ten Lessons From Star Trek

37 MinutesIn honor of Star Trek’s forty-fifth anniversary, here are a few pointers that can be learned from watching the series, including all permutations:

10. Getting injections still hurts.

9. Green girls are a little freaky.

8. Russians are good at aiming photon torpedoes.

7. The further away the ship is from a station, the faster it can communicate with one.

6. Computerized women are just as scary as real ones.

5. S**t Happens.

4. Give a woman command of a starship, she’ll get lost.

3. Time travel is only possible when necessary for the plot.

2. Transporters work fine unless you need them to.

1. Never, EVER wear a red shirt.

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